My daughter cheered at a Pop Warner football game last night, and I overheard this conversation as I passed a group of children hanging out near the bleachers.
7 year old boy yelling at 9 year old girl: (ANGRY)
I'll kick you in your balls!!!
9 year old girl: (Very calm)
First of all they're not called balls, they're called testicles. Second of all, I'm a girl, I don't have testicles.
Pause...
7 year old boy: (VERY, VERY ANGRY)
THAN... I'LL... KICK YOU IN YOUR VAGINA!!!!
At this point the boy's father heard his son's tirade and dragged the highly agitated lad away for a stern lecture on how to treat a lady.
The 9 year old girl and her posse looked quite pleased with themselves. I'm wondering what they said to him to get him so fired up!
Just another night of good, clean, family fun, here in the great Garden State.