I was checking out my Google Analytics and these are some of the keywords that lead people to my blog:
making out with a dog
flat chested horny housewives
I need new breasts
turkish allegations of losing virginity to animals
what is the crunching sound when I get Botox injections?
Do you think the people searching for flat chested horny housewives who get Botox and make out with dogs were disappointed when their searches led to Caffeine Court?
No wait...don't answer that. I don't even want to go there.