The scene: The Caffeine Court Residence
The cast: Jill (the family matriarch), Meg (her precocious 9 year old daughter), and Catherine (her outspoken 5 year old daughter.)
The scene opens, the family is spending a quiet Saturday morning hanging out and listening to a random mix off iTunes.
Katy Perry's hit song "I Kissed a Girl" comes on.
Catherine: "She kissed a girl??? Why did she kiss a girl?!"
Meg: "Because she was DRUNK!"
CUE LAUGH TRACK
Cut to commercial.