OMG! I just got a voice message from my colon!!! You can hear it by clicking on the Snapvine Gadget to your right!
She's never actually said anything to me before. Usually she communicates non-verbally, but I think when she caught word that I was considering doing the Master Cleanse she panicked and found a way to get to a phone!! I wonder if she used my BlackBerry? I thought I felt a little discomfort and pressure the other day.
Weird.
Anyway, she's really nice. Thanks for calling colon. I hope to hear from you again real soon.