This morning my five year old daughter overheard my sister and I having a conversation about my recent 10 pound weight gain.
Me: Look at my butt! It's huge!
Catherine: Mom, you're an adult. All adults have big butts....it's nature!
I guess that explains it. Nature. I might as well accept it.
It has absolutely nothing to do with the massive quantities of Swedish fish, cinnamon dulce lattes, soft pretzels, donuts and pizzas I've been consuming over the last couple of months.
Okay, Dr. Phil, you're right. It's NOT nature. A few short months ago I was slim. It's amazing how slacking off on exercise and eating like a pig can have such an immediate effect.
It hit me like a ton of bricks this week. I'm on my way to getting fat and I have to take action IMMEDIATELY. No more handfuls of french fries, no more late night graham crackers and milk. I'll be drinking lots of water, having a Slimfast for breakfast and stepping up the tennis.
I might be an adult, but that doesn't mean I have to have a fat ass. No matter what my daughter says!!!
Oh, and don't expect any before and after pictures. I am WAY too vain to display photos of my big booty on the internet. (Unless, of course, I could make a few bucks doing it...THEN I might be tempted. Can you say LIPO FUND?)