Holy hell. It's been an exhausting couple of weeks.
I sit here surrounded by a mess of a house absolutely LOVING getting back to my blog.
Here are some things I've learned this week.
1. Penguins sometimes mate in the "missionary position" beak to beak. It's quite romantic.
2. Working on fundraisers is for the very wealthy or super organized. Those of us who are neither will have everything in their home in complete disarray during the period in which their lives are dedicated to procuring donations, cataloging them and making up pretty baskets. So don't be thinking you're so cool Jill Zarin. Try running a fundraiser without a lackey doing all your laundry and cleaning your toilets. I DOUBLE DOG DARE you!!!
3. Wicker and/or rattan furniture is expensive as hell. So are nice cushions.
4. When you let the cleaning lady you've had for 8 years go, she will be VERY sad. And so will you.
5. It's amazing the difference having a nice USTA team tennis captain makes. No stress, no tension, no mind games, no gossip. Weird. In a good way.
Okay, that's all I've got. I can't write about "The Real Housewives of NYC Reunion" OR the premiere of "The Real Housewives on NJ."
Why?
Because I fell sound asleep last night after eating my birthday cake. Getting older has that effect on me.