It's been awhile since I've checked out my Google Analytics stats and now I remember why I don't look very often!
Depressing!!
My readership is down 9.6% from last month. If this blog were a job, I'd be out on my heinie!!!
I took a peek at some of the keywords that led leaders to my very unpopular blog.
Other than the obvious, "caffeine" or "tennis", here are a few of the latest and greatest.
Stale Blog (Yeah, no sh*t, I'm a Farmville obsessed suburban housewife, nothing exciting ever happens to me. I guess I need to start making up some good stories to keep it "fresh!")
Gay intercourse (Did I ever post about gay intercourse? Refresh my memory here, I don't remember a gay intercourse post! Although that sure would be "fresh!")
little elves sound scary (they ARE scary. I'm so glad my "elf on the shelf" is locked in a safe until next Christmas...I do NOT trust him I tell you. He's evil.)
sloth as a sin (you came to the right place!!!)
tennis player's Brazilian wax (a more accurate description would be "tennis player's untamed mound." KIDDING!!! I wonder how long it will take for my mom to call me and command me to take this post down!)
and finally...
whispering stick punishment (I have no idea what that is...I have a few ideas though, and I don't like that people who Google "whispering stick punishment" are reading my blog. If you got here via that route, please go away, and don't come back!)
That's all I've got...