I'm up, at 4:30 in the morning.
Why? You ask.
Well, I'll tell you why. About 30 minutes ago, I was rudely awakened by a deafening crash.
I leaped from my warm bed, thinking an intruder had entered my home.
I should have known better.
I entered my bathroom and there was glass everywhere, and in the middle of it stood my cat, licking up the water all over the tile floor and purring loudly.
I grabbed some paper towels and a broom and proceeded to pick up the mess. I then proceeded to wake each member of my family to ask them to avoid the area until I can vacuum at the crack of dawn.
Like the glass, I might have reached my breaking point.
Owning 3 dogs and a cat is starting to get to me.
(Okay, it's been getting to me for a long time, but I'm finally admitting it.)
I love them so much.
Too much.
But cleaning up the hair, poop, and throw up is wearing me down.
Throw in the vet bills, nail trimming, brushing, meds, helping my elderly Lab up and down the stairs as well as cleaning up the garbage every time my Dachshund gets in the trash and getting yelled at by my husband each time the Pug jumps on the couch and it really gets ugly. (Yes, it's a run on sentence, I know...cut me a break...I'm TIRED!!!)
Oh, have I mentioned finding someone to care for this menagerie every time we go away? Not an easy task, but easier than the pain I feel if I board them all for a week.
CHA CHING!!
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you about the humiliation of running up and down my street with a hot dog if one of them gets out and tries to run down a busy road, or the screams of scared children who are afraid of dogs and come to visit our home.
Do I sound bitter?
I'm really not, because my love for them makes it all worth it.
But I am tired.
Very, very tired.
I guess nothing good comes easy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean out the litter box.
(Unless one of the dogs gets hungry and beats me to it.)
Thanks for listening.