Thank you to Dr. Zibbs at That Blue Yak and The Smoking Gun for drawing my attention to this horrific incident.
Apparently this man and his son were boarding a chairlift in Vail when he fell through a crack, exposing HIS crack for all the world to behold. That must have been a chilly 7 minutes.
Remember when I said a few posts back that I can't imagine anything worse than driving 6 hours with 2 children and a hangover?
NOW, I can.
I've had nightmares about this kind of thing.