I've decided that I want to be a television producer.
The first show I'm pitching to the networks is called "Project Cougar."
The premise of the show is regular housewives get made over to be hot mamas.
It's not too extreme. Just small implants (if necessary), workouts with a trainer, a little Botox and Restylane, perhaps a nose job and chin lipo.
We'll also throw in waxing and spray tanning.
Our participants will also receive total hair and makeup overhauls with top beauty professionals. Oh, and of course all the ladies will receive brand new, super hot wardrobe makeovers.
I will be appearing on the first episode and will have each and every one of the procedures listed above.
If you'd like to go on the show, please let me know, and I'll e-mail you an application.
All participants must travel to the New York area for their makeover.
This TV producer gig has to fit in with my children's schedule, so I can't be inconvenienced by travel. You need to come to me.
I'm thrilled that I finally found a career, so don't you go shattering my dream by telling me this has already been done a million times in magazines and on other TV shows. I don't want to hear any negativity. All the great ones were told their dreams could never come to reality. This is my passion, my life's work, and I'm GOING TO make it happen.
(Anonymous...are you out there? Are you just DYING to call me an idiot. C'mon. Do it...I dare you!!! My e-mail address is on the sidebar. I'll be waiting to hear from you.)
The first show I'm pitching to the networks is called "Project Cougar."
The premise of the show is regular housewives get made over to be hot mamas.
It's not too extreme. Just small implants (if necessary), workouts with a trainer, a little Botox and Restylane, perhaps a nose job and chin lipo.
We'll also throw in waxing and spray tanning.
Our participants will also receive total hair and makeup overhauls with top beauty professionals. Oh, and of course all the ladies will receive brand new, super hot wardrobe makeovers.
I will be appearing on the first episode and will have each and every one of the procedures listed above.
If you'd like to go on the show, please let me know, and I'll e-mail you an application.
All participants must travel to the New York area for their makeover.
This TV producer gig has to fit in with my children's schedule, so I can't be inconvenienced by travel. You need to come to me.
I'm thrilled that I finally found a career, so don't you go shattering my dream by telling me this has already been done a million times in magazines and on other TV shows. I don't want to hear any negativity. All the great ones were told their dreams could never come to reality. This is my passion, my life's work, and I'm GOING TO make it happen.
(Anonymous...are you out there? Are you just DYING to call me an idiot. C'mon. Do it...I dare you!!! My e-mail address is on the sidebar. I'll be waiting to hear from you.)