Skinsuit fetish.

Some of you may know that I LOVE the skinsuit, a love so strong it is only slightly dampened by the fact that I never have anywhere to wear one. If I had a Cyclinic skinsuit, youbetcha I would be racing in it in a flash...but as it goes, my skinsuit collection consists of one retro skinsuit, as seen at Singlespeed Nationals:


God I loved that bike.

And the other skinsuit is yet to make an appearance. This is partially due to the fact that it is a longsleeved, semi-shiney skinsuit, not super appropriate for the tropical weather of Brisvegas. That and it's NEW, so like a fine bottle of champagne, it has to be revealed at the appropriate time.

So...I figure I have two skinsuits. But I could have a LOT more. I mean—two isn't really that many, right? So, in search of more skinsuits to add to my quasi-collection (how many things do you need to have in order for a bunch of stuff to classify collection? Is an INTENDED collection or POTENTIAL collection still able to be referred to as a collection? What if you're postmodernist/minimalist—two skinsuits would seem like absolute clutter!) I have found a few interesting ones on the net. I mean, even Mondo could potentially get the aerodynamics and skin-like comfort of a skinsuit:



And skinsuits can now help with the bane of my existence—BIOSCIENCE 1! Now, with the new anatomically-correct skinsuit, you too can look like Robbie Williams in the film clip for "Rock DJ"



But really, I think my favourite was the one below. After all, aren't the most pertinent reasons for skinsuit use their 'skin-like comfort' and aerodynamic advantage? Consider the one below. Definitely comfortable...and aerodynamics depends on how much manscaping/lady-garden maintenance you undertake: