Well, that explains it all.

The kids come by their un-photogenic-ness naturally.
Add to the mix a husband that is laughing to hard to hold the camera and you get a bunch of scary photos of me at Christmas. 
I have given up Cheezies and other corn based products. Every time I go to my parents' house I ask if they have any Cheezies. Mom bought a bag just for me. Sadly, Emily ate most of it.